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Creed. Po prostu.

#theoffice #creedthoughts #mniesmieszy
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Klonid1
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@vanitydomain: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
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@Klonid1: kapitalny cytat
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Treść przeznaczona dla osób powyżej 18 roku życia...
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CatHater
@creedthoughts: złoto. Podaj proszę źródło
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Co jakiś czas coś tam wrzucam z bloga Creeda, tak z sentymentu dla tej postaci i na poprawę humoru, bo nie sądzę że jestem jedynym, którego te wpisy śmieszą.
Od teraz będę wrzucał po polsku, na początek geneza zamiłowania Creeda do muzyki XDDD

"Chcę powiedzieć, że miałem około czterech lat, kiedy zakochałem się w muzyce. Moja pamięć nie jest najlepsza, więc mogło to być gdzieś pomiędzy czterema a czternastoma latami, ale myślę,
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janushek
janushek
@creedthoughts: po polsku to i plusów dużo xd
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I’m Batman. At least that’s what I tell women in bars after a few rounds. It’s a great pick-up line because they have no way of knowing if it’s true or not. Sure, they have a 99% chance of knowing that you’re not Batman, but it’s that 1% that gives you the in.

What you’re really looking for is the lady that wants to argue with you about how much you’re not Batman.
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"I want to say something about naps. They’re great. I can’t get enough of them. I take as many naps as I possibly can – at home, at work, malls, public restrooms, adult movie theaters. At work, there’s this closet downstairs that’s filled with really comfortable mops. You bundle those mops together and you’ve got yourself an instant mattress. Not only that, you also end up getting a pretty good cleaning, depending
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Boxers or thiefs? Who wants to know?

This might not be “Peacie,” but I think we should segregate the ghost population from the living. Thoughts?

I’d chew ice cubes all day if they weren’t so sharp.

If
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To be a good pick pocket, you’ve got to look like a regular Joe. Don’t dress up in fancy colors or jewelry. That’s where the Gypsies have it wrong. Pair of slacks, t-shirt, hat – that’s all you need. And it helps to have tiny hands, too.

#theoffice #creedthoughts
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I don’t like hockey. They should get rid of the pucks and put those shoe blades on their sticks – then you’d have a game on your hands.

#theoffice #creedthoughts
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cyber_punk
@creedthoughts: creed najlepszy
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@cyber_punk: ten odcinek to wogole zajebisty
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Where’s Thousand Island? I’ve got some vacation time saved up and it sounds like a delicious place to visit.

Root beer floats. It does. I’ve tested it.

There’s a fat man that sits by me. He has some sort of jar of multi-colored power beans. I need those beans, man.

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