I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having
Identyfikuję się seksualnie jako żart "Identyfikuję się seksualnie jako helikopter bojowy". Od małego śniłem o nonszalanckim oddalaniu jednym zdaniem jakichkolwiek konceptów dotyczących płci, które nie pokrywają się z tym co powiedziała facetka w drugiej klasie gimbazy. Wielu mi mówi, że ten dowcip przejadł się w 2014 roku i żebym w końcu wymyślił coś świeżego, ale nic mnie to nie obchodzi, przecież jestem przezabawny. Jestem umówiony na operację do chirurga plastycznego, żeby mi
przetłumaczone na szybko - nie wiem jak przerobić check your ability-to-critically-think privilege, żeby nie straciło sensu lub powabu
#wrzucamzebyniezgubic #archiwumdumnego
"What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know
"By the gods, What did you just say to me, you Gallic pleb? I'll have you know that I am from the most respected family in the whole of the Empire, and have led numerous raids upon the Carthaginians, and have annhilated more than CCC legions! I am trained in the warfare of the Iberian tribes, and am the top Praetorian in the legion. You are nothing to me but another barbarian.
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will