Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Deutschland.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the a__
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers