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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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How do you hide from a robot?

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"

Then her friend said, "She means 6663629"

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Asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.

I said, Wow!

Then her friend said, She means 6663629.

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Alex: hi

Chu: hi

Alex: Name?

Chu: Chu Wu at your service

Alex: Alexander Goldberg

Chu: What's up?

Alex: You know, i never forgave you koreans for attacking pearl harbor

Chu: uh.. im Chinese and that was the japanese who attacked it

Alex: Chinese, Japanese, korean.. whats the difference..

Chu: ...........

Chu: You Serious?

Alex: Yeah

Chu: ....

Chu: you know, i never forgave you jews for sinking the Titanic

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So, a guy walks into the restroom at a bar and sees a midget at one of the urinals. He walks over to the other one and starts to take a leak. Out of curiosity, he looks to the side and sees the midget has the biggest dick he's ever seen. After a couple moments of shock, he says, "Hey, uh... I'm not gay or anything, but I couldn't helpPokaż całość

-What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

-The knife has a point.

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A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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James has 15 room fresheners. He buys 10 more.

What does he have?

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I've just been watching porn on my new iPad.

Most fun I've had on a tablet since I went to see The Prodigy in 1996.

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