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/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Whistler(tm)
Projected release-date: October 2001
$History$
*/

#include "systemerrors.h"
#include "stdlib.h"
#include "msdosbugs.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "assembler.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char makeproglookbig[1600000];
layout set near CarbonLook() of (Mac OS X)
set bluescreen color = #0000ff;

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
displaycopyrightmessage();
donothingloop();

if (detectcache())
disablecache();

registrysize = registrysize + 200 kB;

if (firsttimeinstallation)
{
make50megabyteswapfile();
install msn();

searchanddestroytherestofOS/2();
totallyscrewupHPFSfilesystem();
makefutileattempttodamageLinux();
disableNetscape();
hangsystem();
}
writesomething(anything);

displaycopyrightmessage();
donothingloop();

seek for OEM CD at Drive D:\ E:\ F:\ G:\ H:\

dosomestuff();
if (stillnotcrashed)
{
displaycopyrightmessage();
donothingloop();
basicallyrunwindows3.1();
donothingloop();
make busy harddisk drive(30sec);
donothingloop();
}
}

if (fastcpu())
{
setwaitstates(lots);
setmouse(speed, veryslow);
setmouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (systemok())
crash(todosprompt);
else
systemmemory = PrivoxyWindowOpen("c:\swp001.swp" OCREATE);

if detect [Netscape/Mozilla]
{
message ("New default Browser is MSIE");
delete Netscape(); install MSIE 5.5(== 80MB);
smarttags.enabled:=true;
}

if user install software
{
if subdir <> "c:/windows/system";
set install path to c:/windows/system;
}

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
getuserinput();
sleep(5);
actonuserinput();
while printer usage set soundcard == off;
}
creategeneralprotectionfault();
crash(completesystem);
return(unrecoverable_system);
}