[tylkodlanocnego]

be me

too beta to make male friends

make female friends

friendzone at first sight

actually have a social life

go to parties with female friends

no male wants to even talk to me

decide this is good enough

years go by

nobody in my social circle has ever seen me hit on a woman because I never have

they start to ask me if I'm gay

nope.jpg

notice they slowly start to get weirded out by me

they have realized my powerlevel is 9001

don't want to lose my only friends

come out as gay

now every time we go out I need to hit on some guy to keep up the charade

no idea what to do if I accidentally find someone that's interested

[zaorany_1]

@tylkodlanocnego pasta, albo najgłupszy festival #!$%@? umysłowej

[Bud_Bundy]

@tylkodlanocnego #pasta